In other vital celebrity news, Mel Gibson's wife wants a divorce. She clearly has no sense of humor. He had my all-time favorite line of 2006 when he said to an officer of the law: "What do you think you're lookin' at, sweet tits?" WHO SAYS THAT???
Also, is it at all possible that Ashlee Simpson actually commented on my blog? Because, if so, my job here on Earth is done. I can meet my maker knowing my true life purpose was fulfilled.
"Miss Crabby Ass" over and out.