"I decided to pull the Columbine show today. After reviewing it, I thought it focused too much on the killers. Today, hold a thought for the Columbine community. This is a hard day for them."
— Oprah
Read here Opes will be firing one of her producers. She goes on to say: "I've been saddened by the recent criticism of my hair. When my hair is more noteworthy than the life-affirming, world-altering, spirit-lifting message I speak, it's a sad commentary on the society we live in."
Was she talking to me? OMG -- Oprah is talking to me! I love you Oprah!!!!!! Hi to Gayle and Stedman! Your puppy is cute!
Okay, she didn't really say that second thing. But really, am I right about the hair? Why is she not listening? Is it possible her people don't read this blog? Curly! Oprah people, for the love of everything holy, CURLY!
So instead the show was about inmates getting out of jail, a child porn ring busted and other feel-good topics that make you want to hit the tequila by 10 am. At this point Dr. Oz would be a welcome return... Rotten organs on display and all.
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OH HAPPY DAY. TWO IN ONE!!!
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I've never understood why you care about such small things like Oprah's hair. She couldn't care less about your hair. Certainly you have more important things to think about.
ReplyDeleteDear Anon, Lighten the hell up. Don't ruin the FUNNY for the rest of us. And, by the way, Oprah does look ridiculous rockin' the Marcia Brady 'do. CURLY ALL THE WAY Miss Crankypants.
ReplyDeleteI totally wish Oprah had said that. I had a lovely happy moment believing she had.
ReplyDeleteIs it a bad thing that I didn't even watch Oprah, but tequila sounds pretty good anyway?
you TOTALLY had me going there on the oprah hair comment. I was like, "omg...did she really say that??" you are waaaay too much for your own darn good
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