I've never been a Tori Spelling fan, but after seeing this it's no wonder the girl isn't a serial murderer. Tori, nobody would blame you if you started now. First victim: a former trophy wife trying to unload a $150 million home.
When questioned about her collection of knickknacks, Candy said "Call me crazy." Well, okay, if you insist. It will save me the creative energy of calling you a lot worse.