I also have a relative who walks around Maine with a fly net around her head and a big tree branch with which she picks up cans littering the picturesque habitat of Maine. She’s made somewhat of a name for herself with the locals – they call her Crazy Mama SodaPop. She once had a dinner party and served everyone frozen Lean Cuisine meals, only half thawed and still in the little plastic carton. "What?!" she declared indignantly when her daughter tried to tell her that isn't appropriate fare for a dinner party. "They're delicious and some of those people could use a little healthy Lean Cuisine in their diets!" So, you see, I'm not dealing with the best gene pool so to speak.
On a brighter note, I saw an old flame at the zoo and it was oddly pleasing to see my kids are cuter than his kids. I breed better than he does. So there. Of course his kids seemed to like humans so maybe we're even.