I'm terribly upset by the Dancing with the Stars first round of cuts. Who gets rid of Macy Gray after she uses the term "popping her cherry" on network television? I mean, if that's not good tv what is? Here's the recap.
I'm too busy to post here because I'm working on the marketing strategy for when my girls are picked as the new faces of The Gap. I'm going to make Joe Simpson look like a laid-back sissy. I'm also wondering what will happen if just one is picked. It could be the best identical twin study ever done. One reaches fame and fortune by age 3, jetting off to Shiloh and Suri's birthday parties in Malibu while the other is left in the dust to attend regular old birthday parties here in Chicago at Chuck E. Cheese and such. Researches follow up in 20 years and see which one is addicted to heroin and which is a kindergarten teacher in Naperville. Fascinating.