I guess what concerned me most is this person said Oprah doesn't care about my hair. Could this be true, I thought? Could Oprah really not care as much about my hair as I do about hers? Did this person have insider knowledge that Oprah doesn't care about my hair or was she just guessing? I mean, did Oprah directly tell this person "I don't care about Lulu and Moxley's mom's hair." That would kill me.
After much contemplation, I reject the notion that Oprah doesn't care about my hair. Oprah wants me -- all of us! -- to live our best lives and if we're all having bad hair days we can't possibly live our best lives. So, listen disgruntled person, I will continue to advise the world of my important world views on hair, including Oprah. Because, if not me, who? Gayle certainly isn't doing it. There are already people on the global warming and whale-saving fronts. They don't need me. Oprah does.
That said, I have nothing new to say on Oprah's Fridays Live. Hair still straightened (bad). Ali still an idiot. Mark still horrendous. Tonya Harding was on yesterday and dare I say I feel bad for her? I am never making fun of Tonya Harding again. Not even her hair (it's too long but her bangs weren't severely curled under so I give her points for that). I decided I like her better than Nancy Kerrigan. They kept showing that clip of Nancy after getting pummeled by Tonya's peeps crying "WHY? WHY? WHY?" Well, because. You're annoying.
Today on Fridays Live Oprah did tell us that her hair is not a weave. Okay, good to know. So, I think Oprah needs a visual of how much better her hair looks curly. Above, Opes. You're welcome.