Thursday, February 19, 2009

Tonya Harding Sports Bangs, Gets Pissed


"Holy shit!" is right, Tonya.  These bangs are acceptable on a 14-year-old from Long Island. (I should know, I had them. But mine sort of curled up rather than down...)  But, felony or no felony, not on a 40-year-old woman.  You need to click on the link.  Stat.  It's one of those little "glad to be me" pick-me-ups we all need once in a while.  I was feeling like a big fat loser today until I saw this. "Well, at least I'm not Tonya Harding!" I cackled manically to myself.  (Why are people still interviewing her anyway?  Bash one person's knee in and you're a celebrity for life.)

In other entertainment news, Mickey Rourke's life-saving chihuahua died IN HIS ARMS-- and you know what that means, people!  An Oscar speech for the record books. My bet is he gives a full-on dog eulogy that will replace my all-time favorite Academy Award acceptance ever, the "you like me" Sally Field classic.  Dear God, I can't wait for the crazy Sunday night.  


5 comments:

  1. I love those bangs! I think I had them when I was 12! I have to watch the video later on... But that picture is priceless!!

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  2. She got fat! That made my day better too :-)

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  3. Seriously, I am praying that Mickey Rourke wins just to hear him talk about the dog.

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  4. Tonya Harding. Now there's a pulled piece. I still think she's a man.

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  5. sometimes i think that there's a little Tonya Harding in all of us

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