Okay, seriously. Who does this guy think he's fooling? Casey Affleck is following Joaquin Phoenix around with a video camera everywhere he goes as he mauls concert-goers and we're not supposed to think his "rap career" is some crazy stunt for a documentary or something? Regardless, when a man goes from looking like this (on the left) to this (on the right) why does it make me love him even more? He's solidly back in my top 5. I exiled him when I heard he stopped drinking but he's on something better than booze now. He's on the crazy. And nothing does it for me more than the crazy.
What does "Bye! Good" on his knuckles mean? Anybody? God I love this lunatic! I just downgraded Vince Vaughn to the #3 spot to make room for Joaquin at #2. Daniel Craig stays firmly in the lead at #1. I love me some crazy but I love a cocktail-swiveling Australian emerging from the ocean in European blue boy shorts even more.