Employee of the Month

You know what I love? Shit you couldn't possibly make up. So a cage cleaner for a veternarian put tranquilizers in his coffee because he needed to, and I quote "chill."  If I'm the vet I'm thinking I don't even prosecute. I take this as an Oprah "a-ha moment," if you will, a desperate sign I need some serious introspection. Apparently, I am so uptight that someone poisoned my coffee in an attempt to mellow me.  The poisoner is 24 years of age.  If I had her phone number I'd call her right now and get every detail leading up to the crime.  When did you decide the vet needed to chill out?  Did you debate offering him some pot or opt right for the poisoning route? What was your upbringing and have you ever "chilled" someone out before?  I should be a psychiatrist. I'd love it so much I'd be a workaholic and a gazillionaire.

Um, yeah, that's all I got. It's the weekend people. I have the usual duty of twins to care for plus the added burden of a husband underfoot.