But let's not lament the fact I was meant to marry Vince Vaughn, just in case my real husband ever happens upon this blog. Let's move on to my thoughts on the world's most pressing events:
- Denise Richards is a harlot. I watched Dancing With the Stars last night (oh shut up) and if I had but one person on Earth I could taser it would be Denise Richards. She's already been boo-hooing about something or other regarding her partner who she says is a "bad boy" and she likes "bad boys." Whatever. Didn't she used to be in movies? And now she's going from a debacle of a reality show to dancing with a bunch of C-listers and has-beens? Do you think Hollywood people get free career coaching when their shows are canceled much like those in the real world do when they get laid off? I take it she didn't avail herself of that offer.
- Speaking of DWTS (did you know they actually have their own acronym?) jilted Melissa from The Bachelor is now a contestant. Um, ABC? It's called Dancing with the STARS, not Dancing with Rejected Bachelorettes. Oh my God... What a great idea! I really should be in entertainment. They could do a spin-off of DWTS featuring all past Bachelor contestants. When someone is voted off, they will be notified by Mary rushing the stage and punching them in the face. One dance each night would have to be performed in a hot tub. Oh, and nobody could perform sober. Trista could take the place of that lady with long brown hair and too much makeup who interviews each couple after their dance. ABC -- ARE YOU LISTENING???
That's all I got. I took on a freelance assignment that reminds me why I don't work. Because working rots. In the past year I've become unfamiliar with the buzz words and annoying acronyms that permeate corporate America. But sadly I'm being reminded... Sigh. Vince Vaughn, take me away!!! Two kids included!!!