Monday, March 2, 2009

David Silver Can't Keep a Fox

I was determined to ignore this Megan Fox / Brian Austin Green (aka David Silver) engagement break up story. Mainly because I haven't the slightest idea who Megan Fox is. Is she on Gossip Girls or friends with Lauren Conrad or what? Regardless, why is this news and why won't it go away? David Silver couldn't even get one of the hot girls on 90210 like 15 years ago. What makes anyone think he can in real life now?  No, David was stuck with Donna Martin (aka Tori Spelling) -- part human, part duck -- while Kelly and Brenda ran around with Brandon and Dylan.  Of course he can't land a girl who looks like Angelina Jolie's slightly porned-up baby sister.  Did you read they were dating for four years? Which mean they started dating when she was 18 and he was 31.  Eighteen-year-olds are all morons. She probably thought she was going steady with Luke Perry.

All the stories say it's mutual blah blah blah.  My guess is Megan Fox, whoever she is, looked in the mirror one day, looked over at Brian Austin Green, looked back at her reflection and screamed "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING???   Daniel Craig is in my top five and I actually have a chance at sleeping with him."  

Incidentally, a group of us were staying at a hotel in Arizona years ago and Ian Ziering was a guest at the same establishment.  You'd be surprised at how unamused he was by people screaming "Hey Steve Sanders!!!" at him all weekend.  

PS -- Was Mr. Walsh strangely sexy or was it me?


  1. Thank you, I'm just as confused by them as you. I can't understand someone so young being with him for 4 years...unless he's been paying her some good money to stick around so he looks like he's got game. Maybe we just figured out the key...although can he possibly have that much money?

  2. WORD. First of all, who is she? Not on Gossip Girl, because I heart that show. But really, what was she doing with him in the first place?? So, so wrong.

  3. First off 31 and 18? A little skeevy. Methinks he was looking for young hotness and she was looking for a sugar daddy. What is more amazing to me is that this relationship lasted FOUR years.

  4. She's in the Transformers movies. Don't know what else, but since she's super hot and talked in magazines about how she was with a woman, that makes her GOD in Hollywood. Totally think they're both a waste.

  5. He's not horribly bad looking...I mean, if I saw him at the library, I wouldn't be appalled if he sidled over to me at the card catalog...but HER??? ITA!