So I'm off to watch the Oprah about polygamists which I Tivo'd and will brief you on. Right now I'm thinking a sister wife sounds good. She can do the Costco shopping. In my house, first wives won't have to do that sort of thing. In fact, the first wife (me) will not do much of anything at all. Except watch Oprah. That will be my duty in my new polygamist household. Watching Oprah and then briefing the sister wives so we can all live our best lives. Oh, and watching Dancing with the Stars so I can tell my sister wives how hot Chuck Wicks is. They won't have time to watch it themselves. They'll be too busy cooking me dinner.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Costco for Hillbillies
Is it socially acceptable to take your kids out in their pajamas in the middle of the day? I think Britney Spears used to do that a lot. So I'm thinking no. My sister will be horrified when she sees this post. Her kids are dressed the minute their feet hit the floor each morning. I came very close to just wearing my pajamas there myself. Please note the snow in the picture. This was yesterday. It's the end of March. Maybe Chicago really is the third most miserable city as Forbes kindly noted.