Friday, January 30, 2009

Hilary Duff as a Bad-Ass?















What do Hilary Duff and Faye Dunaway have in common (besides teeth as long as walrus tusks)? Duff has been tapped to play Bonnie in a remake of Bonnie and Clyde, which has Dunaway making disparaging remarks about Duff's acting prowess.  Dunaway clearly hasn't seen Cheaper By the Dozen II.  I'm no casting director, but anyone who can pull off that challenging role is certainly capable of being a gun-wielding robber.   BTW, Faye Dunaway used to look like this. Please tell me this isn't the normal ravages of time and she just had some rather questionable work done along the way.

Speaking of Cheaper By the Dozen, Steve Martin might be the perfect man.  I might even break up with Daniel Craig to go out with Steve Martin.  Of course then when Vince Vaughn came knocking to steal me away from Steve Martin, I'd have some major soul-searching to do...


3 comments:

  1. Warning: I might have to fight you for Steve Martin. But the bigger question is--if she's Bonnie, who's Clyde? Joey Lawrence or Lance Bass?
    Back in a sec--I'm going to TMZ.com to figure this one out.

    Wendi Aarons
    (found you via Stefanie--funny stuff!)

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  2. You do know that Steve Martin just put out a banjo album, right? Not sure if this raises or lowers his perfection. The jury is still out, for me.

    -DQ

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  3. A banjo album? Oh dear. Is there a market for such a thing, one wonders? Regardless, let's look at it as a positive -- he's so very multi-talented!

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