One minute you're the fat kid in Stand By Me and the next you're having supermodel twins and naming them Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip. I'm trying to think which name would make me more likely to gouge my eyes out when I was old enough. I'd have to go with the former. Dolly is either a buxom, lovable country singer with a soft spot for synthetic wigs or a controversial cloned sheep. That's it. The name is taken.