My babies basically stalk me. I may have to teach them about the birds and the bees sooner than most because (and forgive me if I sound like Jenny McCarthy here in the TMI department) I can't even change a tampon without their presence. My husband and I alternate getting up with them on the weekends but as soon as they reach the top of the stairs they start chanting, "MAMA! MAMA! MAMA!" Who can sleep through that??? Sometimes they'll stand outside the bedroom door banging on it when they know I'm in there.
If there was a prequel to Fatal Attraction I bet Glenn Close was similar as a baby. It won't be long before my girls are boiling bunnies on someone's burners.
This is not conducive to my mental well-being and I wonder if a restraining order will do the trick. Maybe even a limited one that is only in effect from 7:00 am to 9:00 am on Saturday mornings for example. Any law enforcement officials out there who can answer if such a thing is legal? I don't really want them arrested or anything... but maybe a brief spell in the clink would teach them a lesson: LEAVE MOMMY ALONE FOR 30 MINUTES A DAY WHEN ANOTHER ADULT IS PRESENT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.