The human race never ceases to amaze me. Sliced bread, Botox and now this: Daniel Craig ice pops. Thank you Del Monte! This is pure heaven on a stick. Literally. They come in blueberry, pomegranate and cranberry. Personally, I'd prefer they taste like Daniel Craig emerging from the ocean -- a mix of salt water and his sweat. But, hey, Del Monte didn't bother to consult me.I swore I would never link to Perez Hilton's blog. Ever. But I can't find this covered anywhere else. Thank you to my one reader who tipped me off. I'm off to buy a new freezer so I can order a life-time supply. I fear consumers won't show the same enthusiasm as I and the product might not be available forever. I want to be sure when I am all alone slobbering in my bed at the nursing home, I can die in peace licking Daniel Craig.
PS -- Del Monte PR people: If you need a spokesperson for this product, look no further! I am available and promise not to lick the real Daniel Craig (in public) when we travel on our multi-city, international promotional tour. (Please make sure our hotel rooms are next to each other. Just for convenience sake...)
PSS -- If you are interested in what amounted to the most boring hour of television ever, here is my post on the horror show that is "Jon and Kate Plus Eight."
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ReplyDeletei saw a woman on an entertainment news report licking him. i was shocked, but i think it is a wonderful idea. it's so we can all get a taste of Daniel. lick those abs up and down. i would like to see some Brad and George pops, maybe even a Matt Damon pop modeled after his Bourne Identity body, not his post-baby body. take care.
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I'm sorry, all I can see is a glistening Daniel Craig. Mmmm.
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought you meant this photo was the “best product ever,” and I was actually all set to agree with you on that! But though I would prefer to lick the real thing, pomegranate is tasty too, and I can eat these in front of the kids! (Well, sort of. I may still end up fielding some questions about why Mommy is licking some man’s tummy.)
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