So it's with great surprise I realized last night that I CANNOT in good conscience bear to watch ONE MORE MINUTE of the debacle that is the Kendra show on E!, even though I was reviewing it for this very awesome web site. I have my standards. They may be low, but I have some. What if the show is picked up for another season and me and my TIVO contributed to this victory in some small way? I accidentally started watching Kendra and for some reason (booze?) decided to review it when I meant to turn on Denise Richards' show "It's Complicated," which by the way it's not, and Kendra came on. MY mistake indeed.
Also, True Blood started back up and it just seemed wrong to watch both shows in one evening. It would be like pairing a really pricey well-aged Pinot with a bag of barbecue cheese-flavored O-Ke-Doke popcorn.
If you know of some really good reality tv, fill me in. I may need to add another show to the void that Kendra will leave. The big, vapid, awful, mind-numbing void.
PS -- The girls and I start "toddler camp" tomorrow. Did our mothers partake in such activities with us when we were babies? The Chicago Park District just sent out a memo with lots of instructions in BIG BOLD LETTERS with an abundance of exclamation points like NO SNACKS IN THE GYM -- NO EXCEPTIONS!!! and SNEAKERS MUST BE WORN AT ALL TIMES -- NO EXCEPTIONS!!! and YOU NEED PROOF OF CHILD'S AGE -- NO EXCEPTIONS!!! Sheesh. Let's all get off to a nice, cordial start, shall we? By the time I finished the memo I felt like I was in grade school and had been scolded by my teacher. And we haven't even done anything wrong yet. Is this supposed to be fun or a preclude to a stint in juvy?