Anyway, only one of them has this condition because they like different foods. Which is a pain in the ass for me. "Hi, you're IDENTICAL," I like to point out. "Your taste buds should be, by all accounts, IDENTICAL." They just look at me like I'm an ass and continue eating separate menus.
So if anyone is in the market to cast a short, orange little person in a blockbuster Hollywood production, please let me know. I can Fed Ex her (C.O.D. only) for arrival by Monday. She doesn't like people so please make sure her scenes are solo.