I can't believe Denise Richards was in town to SING at the Cubs game and didn't give me a holler. Thing is, I live near Wrigley Field so I'm surprised the abomination that is her voice didn't permeate into my living room on Monday. I did feel decidedly ill mid-evening but attributed it to my first DWTS episode without the loveliness that is Chuck Wicks. Now I see it was probably that Denise had invaded my hood.
Also, and I can't decide if this is good new or bad news, Denise's bomb of a reality show It's Complicated will be back for a second season starting in June. (I previously reported it was canceled. Which is perhaps why a career in journalism didn't work out for me.) I'm thinking after seeing this clip from the show that it's GREAT news. (It's kind of bleeped out but did she call this woman the c-word???) Yes, there are minor children involved, Denise, so let's parade the embarrassment that is your life on a reality show! Yay, let's do that!
What is this creature above and where can you get one?