Alas, I'm sure there is some biological reason for this. Like the caveman needed to have offspring in every village so his male heirs could help him go club whatever it is they ate for dinner in the Paleozoic Era and he got too old to do the clubbing himself.
In other dumb ass celebrity news, Jessica Biel to Allure magazine:
Is being too good-looking really a problem for an actress?
"Yeah, it really is a problem."
Umm, right-o. Blame your good looks, not your acting, sweetheart. Because God knows Angelina Jolie is really struggling to get cast...
In dumb non-celebrity news: Woman gives birth to twins by TWO DIFFERENT FATHERS. Now there's a Fertile Myrtle. I would have paid good money to hear her explain that to her husband... I smell a reality tv series deal.
If you want my take on Dancing with the Stars finale, kindly go here.