Is this twin beginning to look slightly like Edward Scissorhands?
Or maybe Michael Jackson circa 1999?
And then I suspect the other twin has joined a dangerous toddler gang terrorizing the parks and playgroups around Chicago.
No wonder The Gap rejected us -- we need a makeover! And maybe one of those de-programmers who specialize in breaking at-risk youth's ties to fellow gang members.
Yup, that's all I've got today, people. Weak, I know.