Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Girls Gone Wild: Toddler Edition




I hope its pure coincidence that my daughters ripped off their shirts and half-streaked across the park right around the time Joe Francis reached a plea deal and got time served for schmarminess tax evasion and they don't have aspirations toward flashing for the cameras. Have you ever seen a more grotesque, meatier face than the cad below? Ewww. I was hoping they would throw him in a dungeon with a bunch of sex-starved inmates armed with video equipment.



By the way, just to prove we in fact took the girls to the park fully dressed:


Anyway, what's with today's culture where everyone gets naked (adults, not toddlers) for cameras and videos and doesn't expect the footage to appear at some point. I always thought while her singing and acting are questionable, that JLo was at least smart. (Making money with relatively little talent must take some intelligence.) Apparently not enough to realize you don't make an ELEVEN-HOUR (???!!!) sex tape on your honeymoon, divorce the loser, and then expect him not to sell said sex tape. Too bad Marc Anthony doesn't weigh more than 90 pounds so he could kick some ex-husband ass.

Am I the only person left on the planet without a sex tape I'm anxiously waiting to surface?

PS -- Combining my kids, Joe Francis and the topic of sex tapes in the same post is admittedly a bit creepy but I'm a bit scattered today...


9 comments:

  1. Haha! I love that they both felt the need to strip off their shirts!! Those jackets are too cute btw!

    My family has alot of black mail from my toddler years... I try to keep it under lock and key at my grandmas so J never has to see it. I think I had some serious issues with clothes as a kid. Either I wanted the big dress or no clothes at all.

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  2. my kid likes to sit around the house in his underwear, sometimes full monty. thank goodness my hubs has the decency to cover up with boxers. great pix of the girls. great expressions of freedom on their adorable faces. take care.

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  3. I think it's completely cute because my nieces always do that and they are so funny! maybe because it's a normal toddler thing I still think it's funny that your daughter's took their shirts off in public lol. And their so cute with their chubbie little cheeks and their hair blowing in the wind as they ran around shirtless it's just soooooo cute! and they look happy enough that they have their shirts ofF. I bet you had a hard time catching them bye the way do you have a husband. Oh and are they twins

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  4. Too funny about the strip fest! Wondering how long it took to wrangle them in and redress them while at a park. I can only imagine!

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  5. I could have done without an image of Marc Antony shirtless during my lunch.

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  6. Oh.My.Gawd. Did you just show me a toddler camel toe? Sorry. Really Sorry. But not enough to delete my comment. That'll be your job. I'm sorry.

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  7. My 3-year-old was largely pants-less until recently. It was a daily battle to get him to wear pants; but at least he kept them on when we left the house. Now he constantly wants to take his shirt off--the product, I think, of constant wrestling matches with his brother. Mostly it's fine, but when it gets cold, I'm going to have to put my foot down on the stripping!

    (And the sex tape stuff? Hilarious and amazing. People seem to have trouble with thinking ahead and realizing things don't stop existing just because you've stopped thinking about them.)

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  8. Wow, I thought Zach Braff was evil enough on his own, but that pic of Joe Francis looks like heavier, REALLY evil Zach Braff! And I'm with you on the sex tapes. I can't even bear to look at photographs of myself without getting hypercritical; definitely do NOT want to see myself naked on video. And that's even without the rest of the world seeing same.

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