Tuesday, December 16, 2008

What Do a Flower and a Shoe Have in Common?

They are both excellent weapons against world leaders. Remember in 2001 when a schoolgirl hit Prince Charles with a flower and was charged with ENDANGERING THE LIFE of a foreign dignitary?  Endangering his life. With a flower.  Which begs the question:  Has anyone actually died from a flower assault?  I'm sure the occasional murder has been committed with a shoe, but a flower?  The girl faced 15 years in prison. I don't know what ever happened but I like to think she's still in prison, with seven more years to go, sharing a bunk with a hardened criminal and continuously, manically screaming, "IT WAS A FLOWER!!!"

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