They are both excellent weapons against world leaders. Remember in 2001 when a schoolgirl hit Prince Charles with a flower and was charged with ENDANGERING THE LIFE of a foreign dignitary? Endangering his life. With a flower. Which begs the question: Has anyone actually died from a flower assault? I'm sure the occasional murder has been committed with a shoe, but a flower? The girl faced 15 years in prison. I don't know what ever happened but I like to think she's still in prison, with seven more years to go, sharing a bunk with a hardened criminal and continuously, manically screaming, "IT WAS A FLOWER!!!"
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