G-Rod in High School ...

Was only slightly less hideous.  

What I find most illuminating,  however, is he seemed to have a propensity for sporting teased sections of hair even back then (Exhibit A). Oddly, the bump has crept from the back of his head to sort of in the middle of his head as he's aged (Exhibit B).  Let's hope the prison releases photos when he's 70 -- he'll probably have a gigantic bump of hair at the forehead, or if its course takes a detour, maybe straight out from his ear.  He told reporters today (before he went for his daily jog, why let a felony charge ruin your routine?) that he is "dying" to tell his side of the story and plans to do so very soon.  Yippee!