And recite poetry.
I can only assume poet Rudyard Kipling is rolling over in his (her?) grave. I'm too lazy to confirm Rudyard is in fact deceased, but aren't all poets? Except of course Ethan Hawke. Didn't he write a book of poetry? Ethan deeply upsets me and it has nothing to do with him leaving Uma for the nanny.
I've deduced that the governor's PR people are vacationing with Jennifer Aniston's PR people at some very remote resort with no access to outside communique'. On a very related note, I received an e-mail from someone who told me to go #$@! myself. Given her predisposition for profanity, I'm fairly certain it was Mrs. G-Rod.